I don't know about you, but my facebook friends post some hysterical stuff for their status messages. Here are some samples for you to enjoy.
Lessons learned: when a two-year-old keeps insisting that she wants to "pay cash," she isn't actually criticizing the use of credit cards. She just wants you to throw the ball to her.
You know it is going to be one of those days when you make homemade waffles for the kids and then proceed to pour balsamic dressing over them....I need coffee.
So if you find a Spiderman action figure in your underwear drawer... are we to conclude that he is "protecting" the delicates or is a perv........
Tucker must think his last name is "stop it", Lundy must think his is "that's enough", Britton's last name "I heard you the first time" and Ellory thinks her last name is "sweetheart". What do your kids think their last names are?