by Kristen Bagwell
You know, I'm not exactly addicted, but I do love facebook...mainly because I have some hilarious FB friends! Check out these status posts from the last few weeks:
I swear...when the kids get home from school it's like a tornado, hurricane, and tsunami hits all at once. Lord have mercy pass the wine....
Dear judgemental preschool director: Just because my son decided to take his pants off and poop in the woodchips does not mean that I taught him, encouraged him or allow him to do it! We all know impulse control isn't his strong suit!
Mixed reviews so far from the Mothers Day cards. On the downside J apparently only loves me because I have ice cream. On the upside A thinks I weigh 68 pounds and am 70 inches tall!
My sweet girl put on her new bikini and was so pleased with it she did a rap video booty shake while singing "a** a** baby!". I had to explain that the line is actually ice ice baby!
The insurance adjuster just left...the TOILET SEAT UP. Seriously?? Sheesh!!
So the 6th anniversary is iron (or candy). What the heck do we get each other???? I suggested Flintstones vitamins - contains both sugar and iron.
My daughter just told me they had a naked party at school today... with music, but they didn't have a camera or toys... well that's a relief but what kind of preschool are they running there?!
And finally, from the royal wedding files...
For those of you who are wedding-obsessed:
In honor of the big wedding on Friday, use your royal wedding guest name. Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents' names. Your surname is the name of your first pet with the name of the street you grew up on. Post yours here. (This is actually hysterical to do...some of the comments were priceless!)
Royal wedding...hmm...fairy tales do come true?
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