by Anonymous, sent in via email

The friends you've known for the longest amount of time always have the funniest stories...like this one!

Harris Teeter, Saturday afternoon...I'm in the snack aisle looking at jarred peanuts. An elderly lady blocks me.

"Excuse me," I say, reaching over her cart. "I just need a can of peanuts."

She looks at me and says, "Oh, Lawd! I thought you said something else!"

Embarrassed, I say, "Oh - you thought I said penis?"

She loses her smile. "No. I thought you said beans and I was going to tell you you were on the wrong aisle."
She then moved.

My bad!


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